i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
that’ll do donkey
that’ll do
YOU RUINED MY CHILD HOOD
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When your hand is wet and you grab some ice and it does the thing
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A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
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